What’s On

OUR 2021/22 SEASON



Directed by Billy Towers

From the pen of Agatha Christie, the Queen of Crime.

London at the height of the swinging Sixties. Enid is engaged to Richard, a likeable young man, but she finds herself drawn to the darkly charismatic Gerald Strange. She finds herself increasingly attracted to the charming Gerald, but is he hiding a dark secret? And is he the only person with something to hide?



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Beauty and the Beast by Helen Bowie - December 3rd-19th Directed by Helen Bowie

A tale as old as time itself comes to the Royalty, as beautiful Isabelle sacrifices herself to save her father from the clutches of the mysterious "Beast". Joined by her friends Jacques and Madame Marmite, can Isabelle do what is necessary to break the Sorceress' spell before the walk-down song?

PLEASE NOTE: This panto contains some mild peril, which very young viewers may not enjoy.

Audacity by Simon Mawdsley - February 14th-19th Directed by Michael Fletcher and Caroline Chapman

Philip is going through a messy divorce. To make himself some money and give his life a boost of adrenalin, he devises a cunning scheme to rob the London Department store, Jarvis and Klein, of its daily takings.

He needs help, however, so he enlists John, an ex-stationery salesman sacked for fiddling his expenses, and Dave, another salesman with a hugely expensive lifestyle, as his partners in crime.

California Suite by Neil Simon - March 21st-26th Directed by Corinne Kilvington

The Pillowman by Martin McDonagh - April 20th-23rd Directed by Alex Goodchild (Studio Production)

Katurian, a writer of short fiction stories, is brought in for questioning by the police. Why? He doesn't know.

His writing doesn't have any political message that would go against the totalitarian regime Detectives's Tupolski and Ariel represent. Despite this, Katurian, his brother Michal, and a folder of his literary works are at the centre  of a gruesome investigation.

Join us in our Studio Theatre for Martin McDonagh's dark dale of loyalty, legacy and the lasting of physical and psychological abuse.

PLEASE NOTE: This play contains very strong language, depictions of violence/torture, and vocabulary relating to mental illness which some audiences may find disturbing or offensive. A minimum viewer age of 16+ is recommended.

Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw - May 16th-21st Directed by Andrew Barella

Pygmalion; the play which became "My Fair Lady".

A young cockney flower girl is transformed into a lady by phonetics professor Henry Higgins.

Eliza Doolittle wants to improve her life and social standing, and overhears two gentlemen challenging each other about the importance of dialect in the standings of society. Professor Higgins wagers Colnel Pickering that he can take a girl like the flower girl nearby, and transform her into a Duchess in a short time.

Dirty Dusting by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood - June 20th-25th Directed by Anna Snell

When tree cleaners, Olive, Gladys and Elsie are threatened with redundancy they feel that their lives are coming to an end. That is, until a chance wrong number gives them a new business start-up idea - why not run a telephone sex-line? They've got motive, opportunity and a lifetime of experience - some more than others, mind you.

Providing Elsie can teach the other two a few new tricks, there's no reason why they can't get rick quick, as long as they can keep their operation secret from their bosses ... and husbands ... and children ... and grandchildren!

A searing indictment of ageism in the 21st Century heavily disguised as a hysterical, laugh-out-loud, heart-warming comedy.

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